Unfortunately this day has kicked my butt and this title is as good as it gets. We haven't even finished May, and the temps are already rising. I know, I know. It was soooooooooooooooooooooo hot for those of you in Oregon/Washington yesterday! But, do you really think you're going to find sympathy from someone who lives in Arizona? Seriously. I used to laugh at "those" people who would park next to a lampost in the grocery store parking lot - simply for shade. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Believe me - just that little bit works. The high today is 108, but Thursday we're supposed to have thunderstorms and it will be a chilly 79! Cam and I spent all day in the pool on Thursday. The water temp never quite hit 80, but there was no breeze so it wasn't too bad. As crazy as it sounds, unless the pool temp is at least 80, you won't find me in it. At any rate, that was the weekend! Hopefully we'll be able to pull the boat out of the garage for the first time since last summer and head to the lake next weekend - if we do it will be later in the day/evening on Saturday. Holiday weekends are the absolute worst - not for the traffic, but the idiots on the lake. (If we don't hit the lake, at least we'll have the boat clean, and we can finally put some of our Christmas decorations back. Our 3 foot tall Nativity Scene figures have been hanging out in the boat long enough). That's it folks - off to Skateboarding practice!
4. 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in that Time Management course you sent me to.'
3. 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.'
2. 'Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?'
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk ...
1. Raise your head slowly and say, '...in Jesus' name, Amen.'
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