Out of the mouths of babes

These are great! Thanks Aunt Rex and Grandma for sending them on! These remind me of when Cam was in kindergarten, his first year at Freedom Christian. It was December and he told me they had learned about the three wise guys in school that day. Such a proud moment.


Dear God, Instead of Letting people die and haveing to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got now? -Jane

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed in church. Is that ok? -Neil

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. -Ruth M.

Dear God, In bible times did they really talk that fancy? -Jennifer

Dear God, I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. -Elliott

Dear God, I am Amearican. What are you? -Robert

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce

Dear God, I bet it is hard for you to love all of everybody in the world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan

Dear God, Please put another Holiday in between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. -Ginny

Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. -Mickey D.

Dear God, If we come back as something please dont let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. -Denise

God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the bible. Love, Chris

Dear God, If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. -Raphael

We read Thos. Edison made light. But in Sun. school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna

Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing. -Jonathan

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. -Peter

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. ~Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. ~Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. ~Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. ~Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. ~Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!! ~Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead. ~Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. ~Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter. ~Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter. ~Jared, 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it. ~Antonio, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth. ~ Lynn , 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it. ~Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them. ~ Sarah, 7


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