THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car

and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play

two sports

and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must

take care of his 3 kids,

keep his assigned house clean,

correct all homework,

complete science projects,

cook, do laundry,

and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man

will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays

of all their friends and relatives,

and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a

doctor's appointment,

a dentist appointment,

and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled

and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for

decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside

and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will

only have access to television

when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs,

wear makeup daily,

adorn himself with jewelry,

wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,

keep fingernails polished

and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks,

the men will have to endure

severe abdominal cramps, back aches,

and have extreme, unexplained mood swings

but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church,

and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to

read a book to the kids each night,

feed them,

dress them,

brush their teeth

and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks,

and each father will be required to know all of the following information:

each child's birthday,

height, weight,

shoe size, clothes size

and doctor's name.

Also the child's weight at birth,

length, time of birth,

and length of labor,

each child's favorite color,

middle name,

favorite snack,

favorite song,

favorite drink,

favorite toy,

biggest fear

and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy

to be intimate with his spouse

at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,

he can play the game

over and over and over again

for the next 18-25 years

eventually earning the right

To be called Mother!