Dear Arizona Weather,
Please cool off. Soon.
Dear HGTV,
Thank you for being our most in-the-moment-favorite-channel. Actually we've been watching you for quite some time, and now that I think about it, so maybe I should change that to our most-favorite-channel. Not many families gather around to watch something on HGTV. At least not ones with an 8-year-old-almost-9-year-old. We love DesignStar and think Antonio needs to win. Please tell him that we are rooting for him. Please also let the individuals know on "Get It Sold" that they should know by now to de-clutter. People can be dumb. Nobody wants to buy a house with cheerios all over the floor under a high chair. No one. Not even parents that can relate.
Dear Next-Door-Neighbor,
I'm glad that you were finally able to buy a house, so that you weren't spending all of your hard earned money renting the one next to us. I'm even more glad that your two dogs will be changing residences as well. I prefer not to hear two dogs fighting/growling/barking at each other - even if they are just playing - all day, while I'm at home, and you're not. It sounds scary to me.
Dear Future-Next-Door-Neighbor,
Please don't be annoying. Please don't have barking dogs. Please be sure you pull the weeds in your front yard, so we don't have to. Please have kids that my son will want to play with. Please be the type of people that enjoy a cold beverage on the patio with the stereo cranking every once in a while, and even more so, ones that don't mind when we have friends over to enjoy a cold beverage on the patio with the stereo cranking every once in a while.
Dear Paralyzed Veterans of America,
Thank you for your service. Thank you for the beautiful return address labels I received in the mail yesterday.
Dear Skateboard Helmet and Knee/Elbow Pad Companies,
You are awesome! Thank you for making your products so durable! They certainly protected my son tonight at his skate practice while he was throwing out his board slides and trying to master a hand plant.
Dear Bryan and Cameron,
I apologize for the Raisin Bran and salad kick I've been on. The adverse effects these particular foods have on my body, and in turn passed along to you (no pun intended), are not intentional.
Please cool off. Soon.
Dear HGTV,
Thank you for being our most in-the-moment-favorite-channel. Actually we've been watching you for quite some time, and now that I think about it, so maybe I should change that to our most-favorite-channel. Not many families gather around to watch something on HGTV. At least not ones with an 8-year-old-almost-9-year-old. We love DesignStar and think Antonio needs to win. Please tell him that we are rooting for him. Please also let the individuals know on "Get It Sold" that they should know by now to de-clutter. People can be dumb. Nobody wants to buy a house with cheerios all over the floor under a high chair. No one. Not even parents that can relate.
Dear Next-Door-Neighbor,
I'm glad that you were finally able to buy a house, so that you weren't spending all of your hard earned money renting the one next to us. I'm even more glad that your two dogs will be changing residences as well. I prefer not to hear two dogs fighting/growling/barking at each other - even if they are just playing - all day, while I'm at home, and you're not. It sounds scary to me.
Dear Future-Next-Door-Neighbor,
Please don't be annoying. Please don't have barking dogs. Please be sure you pull the weeds in your front yard, so we don't have to. Please have kids that my son will want to play with. Please be the type of people that enjoy a cold beverage on the patio with the stereo cranking every once in a while, and even more so, ones that don't mind when we have friends over to enjoy a cold beverage on the patio with the stereo cranking every once in a while.
Dear Paralyzed Veterans of America,
Thank you for your service. Thank you for the beautiful return address labels I received in the mail yesterday.
Dear Skateboard Helmet and Knee/Elbow Pad Companies,
You are awesome! Thank you for making your products so durable! They certainly protected my son tonight at his skate practice while he was throwing out his board slides and trying to master a hand plant.
Dear Bryan and Cameron,
I apologize for the Raisin Bran and salad kick I've been on. The adverse effects these particular foods have on my body, and in turn passed along to you (no pun intended), are not intentional.
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